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25 Silly Family Friendly Jokes

by 4freckledfaces
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With all the madness that is going on at the moment, we thought we would try and give you a little giggle! Here are some jokes to share with the family. If you’re making your own Christmas crackers this year, these might come in handy!

  1. What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite
  2. Why was the broom late? Because it overswept
  3. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck
  4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
  5. What goes Ha Ha Ha thud? Someone laughing their head off
  6. Why is it difficult to train dogs to dance? Because they have 2 left feet
  7. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because the students were so bright
  8. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper
  9. How do snails keep their shells so shiny? They use snail polish
  10. Where does Tarzan buy his clothes? At a jungle sale
  11. Why did the thief take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway
  12. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner
  13. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick
  14. Where would you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him
  15. What do prisoners use to call each other? A cell phone
  16. What is fastest, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold
  17. Which ring is square? A boxing ring
  18. Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight nine
  19. What goes up but never comes down? Your age
  20. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
  21. Where do sheep get their hair cut? At the baa-baa shop
  22. What bird is always out of breath? A Puffin
  23. What is the wettest animal in the world? A Reindeer
  24. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
  25. What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go a-head

Which one is your favourite joke??

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